im kinda tired

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

unrelatedtouserboxes:

today a regular customer came into my store and told me she’d ‘finished candy crush’ and tbh i didnt think that was possible. i thought it just generated levels forever, but apparently it has 4000 odd levels and it took her 4 years to complete. she even emailed them asking when there would be more levels and they told her she could play their other games or replay the existing levels jklsdkflsdf

the only true gamer

(via our-goat)

stairsweek2018:

they go up, they go down. you love em! they’re stairs. July 20th, 2018, mark your calendars

(via egberts)

just-shower-thoughts:

We never sing happy birthday to babies in the hospital on their true birthday.

just-shower-thoughts:

A 1 meter cube could hold 1 million 1 centimeter cubes, but if you lined these up end to end they would stretch out for ten kilometers!

just-shower-thoughts:

‘Kobe’ is for accuracy, ‘Yeet’ is for distance.

just-shower-thoughts:

If you have $1,000 in cash and spend 1 penny, that’s the equivalent of Jeff Bezos spending $1.5 million